It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
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