i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
The only times we have to apologize in this friendship is when you intentionally punch me and that's only happened once so it's okay
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
I drunkenly said, "That's my future father-in-law!" And everyone made an uncomfortable / disgusted face... including the aforementioined future father-in-law. Maybe I should start dating other people.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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