if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
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