I'm gonna have a badass scar
I look better un-naked...
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
just dd'd my mom home while she begged me to let her drunk dial my ex, jammed out to party in the usa, and then passed the fuck out. thanks for the genes mom.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
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