terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
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