Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
At least life still wants to fuck me.
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
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