I just realized that "Hey girl, when you gonna let me tap that?" is in iambic pentameter. I'm going to write a poem...
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
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