2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
Sex in the backyard? Check.
Randomize
