Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
just found out that she named her cat after me.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
I don't know how I managed to chip the inside of my tooth w/ a turkey and cheeto sandwich, but I think that's what happened.
I'm sorry, a turkey and WHAT sandwich?!?!
Randomize
