The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
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