Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
You turned to me, asked if I was having fun yet, and then threw up onto my jeans. Thanks for the awesome first time partying experience
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
If im paying 4grand for laser eye surgery, it better help with beer goggles cuz last night was pretty rough.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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