try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
i was too drunk before they even got here. i took all their phones instead of keys and hid them in the freezerr...im an awesome party host.
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