i'm watching a show about a girl who died from masterbating with a carrot. A FUCKING CARROT, EMILY! YOU NEED TO BE CAREFUL!
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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