You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
You drunk yet?
Nope. Give me two hours then delete my texts before you read them.
Cant make any promises.
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
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