It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
My butt remains clenched, sir.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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