"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
the night ended with taco bell and tears
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
I distinctly remember calling the anesthesiologist a "sneaky little bastard" directly to his face
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
try to milk me bitch
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