All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
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