Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
How will you ever teach your dogs to pee outside when the biggest puddle on your bedroom carpet is from you?
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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