found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
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