It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
Text me some of your sweat
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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