She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
"just because you look like a short version of scarlet johanson does not mean I would immediately fuck you" that was the single.most difficult thing to say. but seriously I don't want the roots of the whore tree anywhere near my junk.
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
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