Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
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