In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
i ran into my coworkers when i was walking home last night. i was shirtless. i think i gave my shirt to Walter. he's a cat.
im still drunk. birthday week begins.
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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