If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
If you start sounding at all like you're even remotely in love, expect a lecture on the merits of being a single woman with a vibrator.
This is why we're friends.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
Are you alive? Cause this is my official "im actually alive" text.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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