he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
I wish they made helmets for livers.
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
Im gonna go lick parts of my apartment. Good night and be ever vigilant, you never know when I'm coming to epoxy your hand to you nipple.
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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