Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
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