Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
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