Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
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