Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
I can't decide who is the bigger alcoholic: you for opening that bottle of wine just now or me for hearing it in the other room over the air conditioner
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
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