a guy named alex was hitting on my friend tonight. he doesnt work on wind turbines tho.
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
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