i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
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