Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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