yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
How come I'm the only one who's around when people show up? I had just taken a shit, I wasn't wearing pants, phantom of the opera was playing and the fridge said PENIS.
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
The amount of drunk I'm going to get tonight will be somewhere between Jim lahey and bojack horseman
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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