I think my fart just growled at me.
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
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