Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
drunk at some random house party. come get me. i thought i pulled my dick out to go piss... it was my left nut. im soaked.
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
Four minutes until I can fart!
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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