Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
My dick has a subreddit
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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