He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
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