Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
accomplished twins. life is a go
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
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