Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
You think the Elephant Man ever tried to pick up chicks claiming all his appendages were elephant-sized?
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
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