she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
I just handed the barista at Starbucks a panty liner instead of my card....maybe I should upgrade this Tall to a Venti...
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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