i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
As shirtless as possible
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
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