you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
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