I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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