Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
He told me they were just razor bumps!
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
maybe you met your husband and you just don't know it yet
and other hilarious jokes you can tell yourself
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