STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
my head looks like a cockatoo
mine looks like a lions mane...looks like the entire zoo is going to prom
her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
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