part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
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