On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
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