Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
At lowes after workin outside. Kid behind me says "mommy that man smells like a taco" yes she was talking about me.
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
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