for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
Randomize
