omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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